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As you might expect given that this is June, all sorts of crazy stuff has been 'going down' recently (note to perverts: this is not innuendo).
One event I really didn't give much attention to is the one year anniversary of my blog, which occurred back on the 11th of June. I'll be honest: I really didn't think I would still be doing this blog thing a year later. I only started it as a way to take my mind off the fact that I had a single insect bite which had swelled up to cover the entire length of my forearm. Turns out, it was infected. It seems that the experience also infected me with the blogging bug.
This opens the door to a whole range of cool new features, such as the "What was I doing one year ago?" feature. Turns out that this time last year I was in Cardiff watching Muppet videos and sleeping in hammocks. There's a strange symmetry to all of this because Rosie gave me an Executive hammock for my Birthday yesterday (note to Editors: my Birthday is next week, but I've been celebrating it since last Thursday; note to Rosie: thanks for the hammock!). I'm going to try it out in Battersea Park soon.
Other cool stuff which occurred recently included the Summer Ball, which easily won the award of being the Best Summer Ball ever.
I changed my travel plans so I could get back to the Union Colours awards ceremony in order to drink more free pseudo-champagne than I could shake a glass at. TBR's Martin Archer got half colours, I believe for "services to playing out all the latest urban tunes".
Finally of course, there was the end of term Carnival and the announcement of degree classes. Well done to everybody on your results!