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Thursday, November 17, 2005

Breaking News: Evans Shuns Guite Over Hair

Cardiff- In a statement this evening Evans announced draconian action against Guite in a scathing indictment of the recent hair cutting controversy.

The brief statement made by short message service at approximately 20:30 Wednesday, outlined Evans' grievance: "dude, you cut your hair".

Evans continued his statement to disclose the details of the punitive measures he plans to enact against Guite. In a direct address to Guite he explained "you are no longer welcome in my house".

The statement is the first formal reaction to Thursday's hair cutting event, in which over 6 months of hair growth was cut short.

Guite was unavailable for comment at time of press.


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